Moments of the Apocalypse #4: Here Come the Kiddos!

Moments of the Apocalypse #4: Here Come the Kiddos!

This will be an ongoing series put together to show “Moments of the Apocalypse”. Seconds of life and death that you would see when the ZA finally comes and will be illustrated and/or Photoshopped by myself, who is an artist professionally. You may find these disturbing so please be advised ahead of time.

Here is Moments of the Apocalypse #4: “Here Come the Kiddos”… Click the image to get a hi-res version but don’t be stealing our shit. There’s just a nice Copyright notice on there. Just leave it there to help our Survival Team get the word out that in order to be a Survivor and NOT a Zombie Snack… Don’t… Get… Bit!

Zombified Cake – Would you eat it?

Check this out folks: The Walking Dead themed zombie cake, made by “Sweets to the Sweet” for a cast member of the TV adaptation. I love how 3-D the artwork is on this cake! If someone made this cake for you, would you eat it? What do you think is inside?

Here is their Facebook page. Head over and Like them and tell them Don’t Get Bit sent you!

Don’t trust every Zombie Apocalypse Survivor you find.

Zombie Apocalypse Knowledge: Bears are the Devil’s Kittens.

In the Zombie Apocalypse nothing would be worse than surviving the zombie hordes only to get your ass kicked by a bear… except for maybe a zombie bear… Jesus that is a scary thought. This sign was posted just outside of Silver City, New Mexico. The rules on this sign are the same rules for zombies, like never approach a bear zombie. Remember that knowing your local critters could be the difference between Survival and picking your loved ones out of bear poop.

Zombie Apocalypse Knowledge: Know your local critters.

Zombie Survival Tip: Know your local critters. Poisonous vermin can ruin your shot at being a Survivor! This Tarantula was crawling just feet from my gorgeous Girlfriend. Now I am it’s Master! This is the Aphonopelma Aranae or Texas Brown Tarantula. Large size and hairiness of tarantulas attracts attention and concern; however, bites of Texas species are generally not serious to humans. When disturbed, tarantulas maneuver to face the threat and will raise up on their hind legs and stretch out their front legs in a threatening posture. When disturbed they also may rapidly brush the top of their abdomen with their hind legs which dislodges urticating hairs from the spider abdomen which irritate the eyes or skin of an attacker.

“Apocalypse Salad” Movie Shoot

On Saturday I was honored to be able to attend the movie shoot for a zombie apocalypse film entitled “Apocalypse Salad”. A short film directed by Ryan Pierson of Friar’s Lantern Entertainment (At Best Derivative, Of Blood & Gin) that takes the viewers on a whirlwind ride of absolute craziness before dumping them into the…Apocalypse Salad. My job was to bring as many zombies to the location so to those of you who attended… Thank You! I met a ton of great zombie fans and even better zombies. I have to say though that it was very strange to be around that many zombies knowing I couldn’t brain any of them. I also got to meet PJMomma from the incredibly awesome blog The Hostages. You can see a picture of PJ and my lovely face here.

For more information on “Apocalypse Salad” you can go to their Facebook page or to their website. Some photos from the shot are below the fold.

Don’t Get Bit “Moments of the Apocalypse” Wallpaper!

Need to brighten up your desktop or phone? Try these wallpapers on for size! This will be an ongoing series put together to show “Moments of the Apocalypse”. Seconds of life and death that you would see when the ZA finally comes and will be illustrated and/or Photoshopped by myself, who is an artist professionally. You may find these disturbing so please be advised ahead of time. Click the image to get a hi-res version but don’t be stealing our shit. There’s just a nice little logo and our web address. Just leave it on there to help our Survival Team get the word out that in order to be a Survivor and NOT a Zombie Snack… Don’t… Get… Bit! If you want other sizes just drop me an email and I’ll send one to you. If you have questions or comments please feel free to get a hold of us in the comments or send an email to dontgetbit@gmail.com!

Chocolate Zombie Easter Bunny!

Easter is here and what better way to celebrate the great Zombie Jesus’s resurection than a Chocolate Zombie Easter Bunny!

– Delicious braiiii– no, white chocolate!
– Chocolate Zombie Bunny will destroy you all
– The virus has turned his flesh to delicious white chocolate
– Save the world & bite his head off!

$14.99   (OUT OF STOCK!)

Gaaa! Insane bunny rampage! We’ve already run out of the second batch! Make sure to sign up for email so you’ll be able to nab yours right away! There is a link so that you can be notified when you can order.

Zombie Response Vehicle

Here’s a Zombie Response decal for your Zombie Proof Vehicle. The only problem I see is that there would be people looking to you for help or following you to your safe-house. But given our training and abilities, who would blame them?

Bloody Themed Bathroom Accesories

Every good Zombie Apocalypse Survivor needs to keep his mind on Survival and Survival on his mind. What better way to desensitize yourself to the bloody mess you’re going to see in the ZA than to accessorize your bathroom with bloody themed goodies! Check out ParamountZone for all your bloody bathroom needs. They have a Bloody Bath Shower Curtain, Blood Bath Shower Gel and a Blood Bath Bath Mat.