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The Army Survival Manual FM 3-0.5.70 is now available on your smart-phone. Click the link below to download from the Android App. Market and be a Zombie Apocalypse Survivor! Download it today and get the best information on medicine, shelters, water procurement, firecraft, food procurement, plant information, animals, weapons, tools, equipment, desert , tropical , cold weather and sea survival, signaling techniques, movement in hostile areas, camo, contact with people and many many more survival needs!
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Honorary Survival Team Member #1: Dragon Twister
I get a ton of applications everyday to join the Survival Team. Weapons Specialist, Fighting Specialists, Doctors, Professors… Every possible walk of life emails me to join in on surviving the zombie apocalypse. So we are going to start doing Honorary Members. This is the brother of sesshylover125, Phillip. His sword-play is epic sauce. I swear to God if any of you make fun of this young man, his weight or his haircut I will hunt you down and kill you.
The state of New York has released a document entitled the “New York State Public Health Legal Manual” that tells to rescuers, doctors and government officials how the judicial system would work in the even of the zombie apocalypse, a terrorist attack, major radiological or chemical contamination or some other widespread epidemic. You can download the PDF by clicking the link above or by clicking the picture to the left. According to Professor Shauna Disastro, DontGetBit’s soon to be Professor of “Zombology and Survivalist Studies”… “I find very little about it shocking or surprising, nor that it is so detailed, it IS New York… the over governmented beaucratic craphole”.
Imagine if you will… The ultimate zombie apocalypse is upon us and the government is trying to regain control. Zombies and fleeing humans run the streets. The blood of the world flows into the Earth as you and your team of Zombie Survivalists hold up in your safe house, defending your families lives from the zombie hoards that roam the streets trying to eat you! The government orders Martial Law. What powers does the government hold? How does the justice system work? Both are are powerful questions with difficult answers. But how about more serious questions like what to do in quarantines, closing businesses, mass evacuations, warrant-less searches of homes, killing of infected animals and seizure of property, when laws can be suspended and whether infectious people can be isolated against their will or subjected to mandatory treatment.
The most interesting line in the manual according to the NYTimes:
The suspension of laws, it says, is subject to constitutional rights. But then it adds, “This should not prove to be an obstacle, because federal and state constitutional restraints permit expeditious actions in emergency situations.”
Here’s the link to the PDF: http://www.nycourts.gov/whatsnew/pdf/PublicHealthLegalManual.pdf
The Mossberg 500 is my firearm of choice in the Zombie Apocalypse. I own one and have enjoyed it for several years. The Mossberg military 500 and 590 models are the only pump-action shotguns ever to pass all stringent U. S. Military Mil-Spec 3443 standards so I’m going to put my trust in it. I have the Mossberg 500 Road Blocker 6 Shot. It’s a 12 Gauge with an 18.5″ barrel with a matte finish, a muzzle break, heat shield, a synthetic stock and pistol grip. I have added a flashlight and a collapsible stock. There’s a great video from scootch00 below the fold.
Merry Christmas! Here’s a few quick zombie tips for this holiday. If you for some reason get coal in your stocking, use it to smelt some scrap metal into a weapon like a pike or a pitchfork. A zombie with a pretty bow on it’s head is still a zombie, shoot it in the head and aim for the bow. Last but not least, tell your Survival Team you love them, that’s what Christmas is really about.
I wonder what my sexy human meat tastes like should for some reason the Zeds actually get me? Not that I’d actually try my own meat, I just want to know for scientific purposes. I wish there was a test of some kind that I could take that would tell me… Oh wait… Over at Recipestar there is one!
According to the short test… I would most likely taste like mesquite beef! Wanna actually taste my man meat? Here’s a delicious recipe for Mesquite Beef Brisket that I’ve made several times and may I say… I tasted delicious!
The Survival Team and I recently moved to a new Safehouse. So the blogging has been slow as we have a lot of survival gear, guns, ammo and various other implements of ZA survival to re-organize and set up. On top of setting everything up we haven’t been able to watch “The Walking Dead” since it started as we were waiting for “An Unnamed Satellite Company” to show up and hook us up. It’s finally done so tonight we will be watching all 3 episodes at once and a review will follow in the next week or so. We can’t wait to watch and we’re anxiously counting down the hours.
There are some trouble-makers in town. They’re hungry, they’re rotting, and they’re just plain dead! Can you bowl the helpless damsel to freedom without being eaten? This fun table-top bowling game is designed for take-anywhere play, while at home, work or digging up old friends. Whether you’re a zombie hunter or a helpless damsel yourself, you are sure to have an exciting time knocking down zombies while avoiding a lethal knock to the blonde-haired damsel herself.
Features hand-painted wooden pins and bowling ball and is packaged in a travel friendly tube.
For 1 player, ages 8 and up. Click here to buy!
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