When the Zombie Apocalypse comes will you be prepared? It has been shown that the government of the United States has no idea how to deal with even the smallest of disasters… Katrina… BP oil spill… So don’t depend on them for anything when the big ZA happens, you have to rely on yourself and your team. So why not be prepared and plant yourself a Crisis Garden!
You need to have the peace of mind knowing that if things were to get scary, that you and your family could still eat. Listen: having enough non-hybrid seeds to plant an acre or two could be the difference between life and death. With our new “Survival Seed Bank,” growing your own survival food becomes easy. Remember, our hand-picked seeds are not genetically modified in any way. You simply save some of your harvest seeds from year one and have more than enough to plant in year two. You’ll never need to buy seeds again! You just can’t do that with man-made hybrid seeds.
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Each Survival Seed Bank has a total of 22 varieties of OPEN POLLINATED “super seeds.” Also included are detailed growing instructions for each variety which includes helpful information on harvesting of seed stock for the following year in a survival situation. This is obviously very important because failing to collect seeds properly at harvest time could mean starvation.
http://www.survivalseedbank.com/
$149 Until We Run Out!
Hat-Tip to “Mad Mormon Mark” for the link.
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The Survival Team here at Don’t Get Bit would like to thank Dr. Dale, Tristen, Judy and Donald over at How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse for mentioning us on their podcast in this week’s episode, “A Contortionist Giraffe”. We strive to be as great as your team someday and we hope that we can make you proud in our own preparation and in educating others in their own preparation so that we can all… Survive The Zombie Apocalypse.
Donald, Dr. Dale, Judy and Tristen at How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
On a personal note… Judy… You’re stunning…
Here at “Don’t Get Bit” we strive to educate not to just destroy, maim and decapitate. So in today’s “Moment of Clarity” I present to you a selection of Zombie Haiku from Zombie Rama…
I felt your lips, teeth
brush against my shoulderblade,
but it was not love.
Zombie Bruce Springsteen
was not “Born to Run”; no, he
was born to eat brains.
Autumn’s bold decay
cannot stop the oncoming
waves of undead flesh.
Just a little bite,
my single-minded purpose
brains, brains, brains, brains, brains.
Zombies are no fun,
When you see one you must run,
Or shoot with your gun.
A new dating website has popped up… ZombieHarmony where they say “… because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.” Apparently zombies with some sort of higher brain functions can log on, search for their mate and then hook up. Disgusting… What’s next the right to get married? Well I say let’s log on there, set up some dates and when the zombie shows up… de-animate them on the spot.
