Hallow! As everyone knows the best place to get the advice you need to survive the zombie apocalypse is from our friends from across the pond in England… “How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse”. Dr. Dale, Judy, Donald and Tristen are back with all new episodes and a look back at season 1. Head over to their website here or download their podcast on ITunes here.
It’s Ultimate Zombie Survival Team time. Where each of you can pick the team you want when the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes. They can be alive or dead, characters in a book or movie… the possibilities are endless. For my first draft of my team I’ve chosen. Leave your Ultimate Survival Team list in the comments and f you have someone better than mine, I’ll add or exchange… But she’s going to have to be pretty hot to change out Miranda Kerr. Welcome Ultimate Zombie Survival Team Alpha… Bear Grylls, Chuck Liddell, Gunny Lee Ermey, Mike Rowe, Andrew Zimmern and Miranda Kerr!
Here’s a Zombie Response decal for your Zombie Proof Vehicle. The only problem I see is that there would be people looking to you for help or following you to your safe-house. But given our training and abilities, who would blame them?
Every good Zombie Apocalypse Survivor needs to keep his mind on Survival and Survival on his mind. What better way to desensitize yourself to the bloody mess you’re going to see in the ZA than to accessorize your bathroom with bloody themed goodies! Check out ParamountZone for all your bloody bathroom needs. They have a Bloody Bath Shower Curtain, Blood Bath Shower Gel and a Blood Bath Bath Mat.
How about a way to kill some time as a zombie with a Brain Themed Rubik’s Cube? The artist, Jason Freeny even has a Facebook page to follow the sculpturing process. He’s got some other really cool stuff too. So go check him out and tell him we said HALLOW!
It seems that some like-minded Survivors are testing the early Zombie Warning System in Hampton Virginia. Road signs were changed to warn of the undead for the third time 3 days. I think who ever doing it is on out side but some think that it’s a viral marketing campaign for Call of Duty. Bullshit. I bet it’s one of us making sure that we will survive. It’s thinngs like this that should make everyone open their eyes, look around and find a way to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. If you each found one way to warn, help or prepare the public for the ZA that is hands free, low cost and easy to do maybe more of us can be saved. Apparently the city has tried everything to keep out the hacker from changing the road signs but nothing is working. I say keep it up and GOOD HUNTING!
Hampton Roads Sanitation District said a contractor rented the signs. They are password protected and after the first sign change, the contractor added locks.
It appears the vandals broke that lock, then cracked the password and changed the message, according to Hampton Roads Sanitation Department spokeswoman Nancy Munnikhysen.
It was a similar diagnosis in Austin. As locking the signs, changing passwords, and otherwise hack-proof measures appear to have failed, there apparently is no antidote to the zombie road sign virus.
Our favorite Survival Team from across the pond have a new zombie podcast episode! “How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse” is back after an extended and critically acclaimed tour of their live show across England and Scotland. The much anticipated return of the School of Survival’s Dr. Dale, Judy, Donald and Tristen couldn’t come at a better time! The Team and I have listened to every legitimate Zombie Podcast on the internet and in our frustration in the search for more we almost switched to Star-Trek podcasts! Whew… That was close! If you haven’t listened to them yet then you will NOT survive the Zombie Apocalypse!
Click here to go to their I-Tunes podcast page. Here’s their website and here’s their Facebook page. Oh and here’s where you can buy “Dr Dale’s Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive”.
Previously on Custom Weapons 101 we brought you the Crikate. In today’s class we were inspired once again by the incredibly wonderful zombie podcast “You’ve Got Dead On You” I present the… Katovel! A katana sword with a shovel attached. It features a samurai braided handle, a chrome shovel head and red tassels for that extra… FLAIR you need when decapitating zombies.
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Inspired by the incredibly wonderful zombie podcast “You’ve Got Dead On You” I present the… Crikate! A cricket wicket with ice-skate blades attached. Of course I couldn’t stop there mine has to be Louis Vuitton with a samurai handle.
You can also find them on Twitter @deadonyou.
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