Are you prepared for anything? Here’s some links you WILL need!

All of us here at Don’t Get Bit get a lot of shit from our friends, family and even strangers about the whole “Zombie Survival” schtick. The truth is that none of us here really believe that deceased humans will get up and walk around someday. We do however believe that if you take the Zombie out of Zombie Preparedness you are just left with Preparedness.

With all of the disasters that we have witnessed over the last few years from Japan to the hurricane a few weeks ago we see Survivors. Sometimes it’s just blind luck that get’s you through a disaster or terrorist attack, but what you do afterwards makes you a Survivor. In a recent post I highlighted the CDC’s attempt at a tongue in cheek look at preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse, but what they were actually trying to do was put a new package on their message of “Be Prepared”. The exact same message we preach here every day.

So take a few minutes and look around you. What would you do if one minute you were sitting on your couch and the next everything in every direction was wiped off the face of the Earth. What would you have ready to save your friends, neighbors and family? Take some time this week to check out the following links we are providing you and get your house prepared. For the cost of a single night out on the town you can be a Survivor of any disaster, be it Zombies or a terrorist attack. Stay vigilant my friends.

– What is a Bug-Out Bag and what should go in it?
– The CDC webpage for Emergency Preparedness.
– PDF Checklist for what’s in my Survival Kit.
– American Red Cross Preparing and Getting Trained.
– State by State Evacuation Routes and Emergency Numbers.
– World Health Organization’s Disease Outbreak RSS Feed
– FEMA Map Service Center

2012-2013 European Union Zombie Hunting Permit

2012-2013 EUROPEAN UNION Zombie Hunting Permit. Click to download a HI-Res PDF.

UPDATED 2012-2013 Zombie Hunting Permit

UPDATED 2012-2013 Zombie Hunting Permit. Click to download a HI-Res PDF.

The Don’t Get Bit Trifold Brochure On Zombie Awareness! Download it Today!

Click Here to Download the FREE PDF!

Our sole purpose here at Don’t Get Bit is to educate the masses about not only the INEVITABLE zombie apocalypse but how to SURVIVE said Zombie Apocalypse. What better way to reach out to the non-zombie aware people out there than to create a beautiful trifold brochure! This is just the first draft and I am counting on all of you to help make this the most epic trifold brochure ever. So feel free to download the FREE PDF and check it out. Make sure to leave some comments if I misspelled anything or any tweeks that you may think it needs. Please forward it on to anyone that you think might need some help in getting prepared for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! I am going to print about 10,000 of these so let’s make sure it’s right!

Click here to download the PDF!

You’ve Got Dead On You Podcast Featuring Jason From Don’t Get Bit!

So a few weeks back Don’t Get Bit was insulted on-air by the dorks on the You’ve Got Dead On You podcast by saying, “Don’t Get Bit is stupid”. I demanded an apology and when I didn’t get one I decided I’d just go up to Canada and get one in person. While they were taping the newest episode I broke into their compound and I was assaulted by some paid goon named “Knuckles” and left with a nasty black eye and no apology. This isn’t over Jay and Craig… not… even… close… Click the link above to listen, my assault was recorded at the end of the podcast.

Here’s is their website: http://deadonyou.blogspot.com/ and their Facebook page is at the link above. A dramatic simulation of my black eye is below the fold…

Don’t Get Bit’s 2011 Top Ten Most Viewed Website Posts!

Well another year has come and gone. 2011 will soon be a distant memory and in just a few days it will be on to 2012… and the end of everything on this planet as we know it. But in the meantime here are the top 10 posts on Don’t Get Bit for 2011! As a special gift to all the ladies who liked Don’t Get Bit this year, this is the most viewed picture on our Facebook page… oddly enough it’s me! Thank you to everyone who made this Don’t Get Bit’s best year EVAH! Hopefully next year will be even better and we will get even more epic in our attempt to teach you that YOU CAN SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

TOP 10 POSTS:
10. This Is How It Starts: Man Accused of Eating Raw Meat at Walmart.
9. This Is How It Starts: Girl Found Eating Herself In Cage In Mobile Home.
8. Zombies… Meet the Mossberg 500!
7. Weapon Pron: Kel-Tec’s New Shotgun… The KSG!
6. DIY Zombie Apocalypse Armor: Can Tabs Chain Mail.
5. Toshiba Zombie Commercial. (Also the most commented on)
4. This Is How It Starts: Woman Thought Dead Found Breathing and Moving!
3. Zombie Survival Kit. (Technically this is a page and not a post.)
2. Apocalypse Fears Spur Bunker Sales.
1. Self-Aiming Sniper Rifles… Sexy!

Zombie Eradication in Amish Country? UPDATED!

It appears that a 15-year-old Amish girl was shot in the head while driving her buggy home from a Christmas party… I know! Who would have thought the Amish partied? Regardless, they thought that she had fallen from her buggy but when she was taken to Akron City Hospital, doctors discovered the teenager had been shot in the head.

There are several theories about the shooting, including the possibility that the Amish buggy was targeted, or that Rachel was accidentally shot by a hunter.

“To think that somebody would do something like that to a sweet, innocent young lady,” said Zuercher, “I mean, she didn’t have a care in the world to anybody, and no problems to anybody.”

Hmmm… Likely story. The Amish aren’t immune from Zombification. It sounds to me like someone spotted a Zed in a buggy and took care of business. The death of Rachel Yoder is being investigated as a homicide; however, investigators are not sure if it was an accident or not.

Update 12/21/12
A man cleaning his muzzle-loading rifle shot the gun into the air, accidentally killing the 15-year-old Amish girl driving a horse-drawn buggy more than a mile away, a sheriff said Tuesday.

The man had fired the gun in the air about 1.5 miles from where Yoder was shot, Zimmerly said. State investigators were checking the rifle for a ballistics match, he said. “In all probability, it looks like an accidental shooting,” Zimmerly said. No charges have been filed.

A head-shot by a muzzle-loader at 1.5 miles? I want this guy on my Zombie Survival Team!

Zombie Apocalypse Training: First Aid

All of us at Don’t Get Bit want you to know how serious we are about Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. So today’s post is all about First Aid. When the Zombie Apocalypse comes there are going to be certain things that knowing will make your chances of survival increase exponentially. First aid is at the top of that list.

Now we don’t think that simply watching and reading this post is going to prepare you for the insanity of needing to apply first aid to your family, friends or Survival Team Members so we can’t stress more that CLASSES ARE SO IMPORTANT! Here is the link to the American Red Cross website that can lead you to the classes near you that you should be taking. But we are hoping that when the time comes you will be able to recall some, if not all, of the information below and you might be able to save someone’s life. So watch the videos and click the links and try to soak up as much info as possible.

Zombie Literature: “Spores” by Ian Woodhead

Over the course of a couple of days, all the liquid is lost from the body, leaving in its wake a dried shell. Just a slight vibration is enough for the corpse to detonate, sending millions of dust spores into the air.

Everyone over the age of 40 has been wiped out by an unidentified fungal plague. Only the young remain. The survivors leave their shelters and emerge into a world blanketed with clouds of drifting spores. They believe that the worst is over, now is the time to start re-building. They have yet to encounter the abominations, altered by the spores. They thought the plague was the end.

The plague is just the beginning.

This book and many more are by Ian Woodhead are available on Amazon.

Moments of the Apocalypse #4: Here Come the Kiddos!

Moments of the Apocalypse #4: Here Come the Kiddos!

This will be an ongoing series put together to show “Moments of the Apocalypse”. Seconds of life and death that you would see when the ZA finally comes and will be illustrated and/or Photoshopped by myself, who is an artist professionally. You may find these disturbing so please be advised ahead of time.

Here is Moments of the Apocalypse #4: “Here Come the Kiddos”… Click the image to get a hi-res version but don’t be stealing our shit. There’s just a nice Copyright notice on there. Just leave it there to help our Survival Team get the word out that in order to be a Survivor and NOT a Zombie Snack… Don’t… Get… Bit!