A Valentine’s Day She Will Never Forget

Bacon Roses

How To Make Bacon Roses

Alright guys, I know V-Day is coming up fast, and you’re probably desperate for some ideas, so Chef is going to fill you in on what to give your Valentine for this special occasion without sacrificing your man card. Follow the simple step-by step directions below to create your very own Z-Poc inspired love letter, and then follow the link attached to the bacon roses picture for instructions on how to make these delicious looking treats.

Zombie Apocalypse Inspired Love Letter

You will need:
2 pieces of high quality black colored paper.
1 white or silver colored sharpie or gel marker.
A box of chocolates or her favorite candy

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How To: Can Your Own Tactical Bacon

Making your very own tactical bacon

Delicious strips of bacon are canned to preserve them for years so you can still enjoy bacon well into the zombie apocalypse.

 

I’ve mentioned Tac-Bac and the delicious reasons to invest in a 10 year, shelf stable, protein-rich food, so now I bring you: How to can your very own tactical bacon! Ready in three minutes or less, this skillet-ready bacon is the solution for those who need to be at the ready in the blink of an eye but don’t want to sacrifice the delicacies of pre-apocalyptic America. Enjoy!
~ Chef

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon Pron: Bacon Rocket Launcher

In the Zombie Apocalypse food will be in short supply so the idea of a  BA-Zooka, which is a rocket launcher made out of bacon, capable of firing a sausage at either a marauder or a zombie, would seem… wasteful. However since it is bacon… we want it for our zombie arsenal.

Measuring 36-inches long and made up of a whopping 15 pounds of bacon, this pinnacle of edible weaponry was created in honor of Bacon Day, a holiday we here at Don’t Get Bit celebrate religiously. Oh to have had this on the Weekend…