Zombies Out… Genies are the new scourge of the apocalypse!

I’ve been gone for a few days due to some personal stuff and when I come back (I’m not completely back yet) look at the first thing I look at when I open my email which has for some reason been sent 18 times from different people…

A Saudi defense lawyer has asked court to summon a GENIE claimed to have possessed a judge who has been arrested on corruption charges, the Saudi Arabic language daily Okaz reported on Saturday. Forget the Zombie Apocalypse… Bring on the Genie Apocalypse! I take a lot of flack from people saying that there is no such thing nor will there EVER be such a thing as a “zombie”. Well I say if there can be Genies… then there most certainly be ZOMBIES!

The case of the corrupt judge in Madina has taken a new turn and witnessed new developments as the lawyer of an absent defendant has asked court to summon the Genie to testify, the paper said.

If what the accused judge said about the jinn, then this jinn could be bad and blasphemous…this jinn could have been sent by a bad sorcerer because witchcraft is bad and non-Islamic.

In a report on the case early this week, Okaz said the accused judge told court he was under a magic spell a Genie when he was involved in such practices.

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2 comments on “Zombies Out… Genies are the new scourge of the apocalypse!

  1. Actually there is evidence that a zombie virus/infestation is possible. If you look up cordyceps on YouTube you’ll see a BBC video where spores from a fungus called cordyceps infest ants. The spores make the ant climb as high as possible, say on a blade of grass, then its head explodes as a spire grows out of the ants head and releases more spores to be carried on the wind and create more cordyceps.

    If that mutates, who is to say that it won’t do the same to humans. Way more real than genies and way cooler too.

    • We’ve featured the cordyceps story on here quite a few times. It would only take some aspiring lab workers a short amount of time to make it transferable to human.

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