LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker

In the Zombie Apocalypse nothing will be more important than what you do on your down time. After a full day of scavenging and smashing Zeds with with baseball bats and shovels you need to go home and unwind. What better way to unwind than an Apocalypse Bunker filled with horny Porn Stars?A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

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3 comments on “LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker

  1. The thing is, these moles would have to come out eventually. To a world of horrors where the only lucky people are those who are already dead. Famine, disease, uninhabitable areas, lawless, brutal, killing machines (monstrous people who survive) would show no mercy.
    Quess who MIGHT actually have a chance of survival: The Catholic Church. The Swiss Alps have miles and miles of tunnels built to house entire armies, their provisions, etc, for an indefinite period of time. It is so vast, whole environments quit pleasant with also enough room to store vast amounts of energy are feasible -spending even a decade or more might not be so bad. But hedonistic pleasure seekers are not allowed, only high ranking government officials, and, of course, Church officials from the Vatican. The Swiss army, the best in the world is entrusted to protect them.l “Thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build by church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it;” and, “Go, therefore, teach all nations . . . .and lo! I am with you all days, even to the consummation of the world.”

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