This post is for J.B. who insists that the ZA will never happen. This article from Cracked breaks down the top 7 reason why a Zombie Apocalypse would fail. To be honest the number 1 reason would be my Team but they left that off I guess for obvious reasons. For a detailed breakdown of each of these head on over to their site.
#7. They Have Too Many Natural Predators
#6. They Can’t Take the Heat
#5. They Can’t Handle the Cold
#4. Biting is a Terrible Way to Spread a Disease
#3. They Can’t Heal from Day to Day Damage
#2. The Landscape is Full of Zombie-Proof Barriers
#1. Weapons and the People Who Use Them
Remember, the whole reason hunting licenses exist is to limit the number of animals you’re allowed to kill, because if you just declared free reign for everybody with a gun, everything in the forest would be dead by sundown. Even the trees would be mounted proudly above the late-arriving hunter’s mantles. It’s safe to assume that when the game changes from “three deer” to “all the rotting dead people trying to eat us,” there will be no shortage of volunteers.