Q & A… Why do zombies moan?

Hey everybody, Braden here, your Communications Specialist. I’m posing a question and then a possible answer. Discuss amongst yourselves…

Q. Why do zombies moan and groan?

A. We had a lengthy round-table discussion with the team this morning at our Daily Briefing. The Survial Team here at Don’t Get Bit decided that, “All meat going into a zombie’s mouth gets digested… including their own tongues”.

*** Bonus answer… Without their tongues they have more room for meat.

Stay vigilant my friends.

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3 comments on “Q & A… Why do zombies moan?

  1. It’s the result of a less-than-perfect respiratory system trying to do its job, which is why zombies moan.

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