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Dr Dale’s Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive

As yet the undead have not risen from their graves and stared to devour the living – but there was a time when we said man would never walk on the moon and look what happened there, eh? We must prepare for the inevitable and the Dictionary of the Dead is the ultimate alphabetical reference guide on how to survive when the zombies finally arrive and attempt to eat us all.

Written by Zombology self-help guru Dr Dale, the information in this book has been gathered using rigorous and reliable sources of zombie information such as Wikipedia and lots of films (hey! Don’t forget they haven’t risen yet – where else are we going to do the research!?) and may just save your life.

Full money back guarantee offered should you die in a zombie apocalypse within 30 days of purchase.

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