On this page you will find any number of things that you can download to make your Survival of the Zombie Apocalypse easier and more convenient.
Need to brighten up your desktop or phone? Try these wallpapers on for size! This will be an ongoing series put together to show “Moments of the Apocalypse”. Seconds of life and death that you would see when the ZA finally comes and will be illustrated and/or Photoshopped by myself, who is an artist professionally. You may find these disturbing so please be advised ahead of time. Click the image to get a hi-res version but don’t be stealing our shit. There’s just a nice little logo and our web address. Just leave it on there to help our Survival Team get the word out that in order to be a Survivor and NOT a Zombie Snack… Don’t… Get… Bit! If you want other sizes just drop me an email and I’ll send one to you. If you have questions or comments please feel free to get a hold of us in the comments or send an email to dontgetbit@gmail.com!
Zombie Hunting Permit
Click the image to download a hi-res PDF
Like shooting stuff? Like shooting at targets? Wish you had Zombie Targets to shoot at? Well if you answered yes to all of those questions then here are 4 Zombie Targets. Click each image to download a PDF of it. Each is vector-art and can be re-sized in Illustrator and printed to any size you want… if you have a big enough printer available you can go life-sized! Or if you can just “print to fit page” on any printer. Then fire away! If anyone knows the original artist for these please let me know. Please enjoy these printable zombie targets but use gun safety rules and remember… Don’t get bit!
Our sole purpose here at Don’t Get Bit is to educate the masses about not only the INEVITABLEzombie apocalypse but how to SURVIVE said Zombie Apocalypse. What better way to reach out to the non-zombie aware people out there than to create a beautiful trifold brochure! This is just the first draft and I am counting on all of you to help make this the most epic trifold brochure ever. So feel free to download the FREE PDF and check it out. Make sure to leave some comments if I misspelled anything or any tweeks that you may think it needs. Please forward it on to anyone that you think might need some help in getting prepared for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! I am going to print about 10,000 of these so let’s make sure it’s right!
Click here to download the PDF!






these are cool
Glad you like them Jak. They’re vector so you can print them as big as you want.
shut the fuck up and grow up, stupid bitch
Don’t come on my page and talk like an asshole. Kids read this you ignorant fuck.
I have extensive years of martial arts training. im good with hand weapons, and im alright with guns.
i have alot of energy and can get ready as soon as needed. but i dont know how to apply or what i will be good at.
Just go to the home page. Read the post at the top and send us an email. Time’s almost up!
but im a us army ranger and my rank is sargent major and all i need is my cigarettes, my m249 saw, my barret m107 , my glock and m9 and a shit ton of ammo and food and im the best of the best im also an ex marine and navy seal so yeah those zombies dont got a chance aganist me
With all due respect there Sgtmaj., that kinda stung…because as every Marine is taught “Once a Marine, always a Marine.” Now seeing as how I don’t know you from adam I will render due courtesy. However, I do believe you meant to type “Former active duty Marine” instead. Happy Hunting, see you on the firing line.
Ooh-rah!
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yeah! we need to prepare because its 2012, and the zombie apocalypse is near
You’re damn right Nicholai… except we don’t need to prepare, we’re already ready.
Will there be 2012 Apocalypse Zombie hunting permits?
Yes. I’m putting it up Monday.
why do you need a permit to hunt zombies if it’s defense and survival?
Why not? Even humor will exist in the ZA.
Yep. Both were full of $hit.
LOL at theese comments xx
Lol calm down with the swear words are zombies real ???
NO!!
or are they?
God knows fishy !!
IM NOT FISHY !!!!!! AND STOP SAYIN THAT!!!
Ummmm… What?
Heelloo jason who are you did you make this unreal website ??
Yes, this is my site. Why are you spamming this page? You know… I can see that both of your IP addresses are the same. Meaning you are the same person. Make some valid comments and I won’t keep deleting them. If you keep spamming I am going to have to ban your IP address. There are kids who read this site and language like you have been using will not be tolerated.
lol much !!!!! at thes comments
!!:) x
I am ready for the apocalypse. BRING IT ON!!!
What’s the point of this site..?
This some sort of Role-playing thing or something?
go fuck yourself asshole haha its funny cuz ignorent pricks like u thats all gonna die